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Hey Narc, the MPAA Wants You!

You know those personality tests that high school guidance counselors love to give wayward students? The ones that determined, to their delight, that you're best cut out for being a sanitation worker? Well here's a job that's tailor-made for people who test somewhere between stool pigeon and meter maid:
US-CA-Los Angeles-Internet Enforcement Administrator :.

Status: Full Time, Employee

Internet Enforcement Administrator

Full-time Internet Enforcement Administrator needed immediately for the Motion Picture Association’s (MPA) Worldwide Internet Enforcement department in Encino, California. As part of the Worldwide Anti-Piracy team, the Internet Enforcement Administrator works on the front lines of the MPA’s online anti-piracy efforts, enforcing the copyrights of the MPA’s member companies.
.:link:. | Thanks, Jim!